The Prospectus: "Yes We Can!"

America just elected this man to the presidency. The first black man in our history to fill the office . . .

. . . and probably the first president with any kind of game [although Taft, sporting a 54-inch waist, probably could have played a little o-line].

Here's hoping BYU can follow suit this recruiting season, a time of unparalleled hope and opportunity. Let's finally put some young, powerful, talented black men in the "white house" that is our slow defensive backfield. Call it our "Defensive Stimulus Package." America has shown it's ready for change – let's show that the Cougz are. Don't think we can do it?

Well, . . .

Paid for by the Affirmative Action Equal Opportunity Defensive Backfield Recruiting Committee.
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