One & Done

Press stop on your ghettoblasters and take those leg warmers off – the Cougz have been bounced from the big dance.

Maybe they can get in on this one . . . ?



I'll see if DJ Numba Crunch can pull himself up off the floor to put together a post for us all that attempts to explain why the Cougz can't win a tournament game. For now, this is the only explanation I got:

And to all you Utah State True Aggies out there, we feel your pain. Come on over to the refreshment table where all us losers not cool enough to still have a dance card hang out, commiserate, and work on our fruit punch mustaches as we watch all the other guys still bustin' their moves in the big dance.

Cheer up, though, it's not all bad being out – maybe Cubs fans will let us join their Society of Fatalist Sports Masochists. Par-tay!!!